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Ramen is the Root of Evil -Naruto and Itachi are walking through the streets- Naruto: "Man... I wonder if it was okay... what we did to Neji back there..." Itachi: "Well... That's what the bitch got for not giving me my money back." Naruto: "Money?" Itachi: "I loaned him some money like over a month ago and he still hasn't paid me back." Naruto: "Hmm..." (Note to self: NEVER borrow money from Itachi...) Itachi: "So Naruto, I heard about this new ramen shop. Wanna check it out?" Naruto: "I'm not on set! I'm not a ramen obsessed freak!" Itachi: "They also sell candy." Naruto: "I'm in!" -As they head toward the ramen shop they run int

Bros Before Hoes Naruto: "Sasuke... I swear..." -Clenches fist- "I WILL get you back from Orochimaru... and bring you back to Konoha..." Director: "And... CUT!" -Bell Rings- "That's a rap people! Enjoy your vacation!" -People chattering- Naruto: "Damn, I hate those sappy takes!" Itachi: "I feel your pain dude." Nauto: "Yo! Itachi! When'd you get here? You weren't in today's episode were you?" Itachi: "Nah. I'm just hanging out. Gotta take creampuff home too." Naruto: "Ah... Just had to do the whole 'I'll bring you back...' speech BLEH.." Itachi: "Owch... I hate those scenes..." Naruto: "Yep... I did get a little Sakura hugging thoug

"Alright everyone…we're going to start taking on harder missions now so you need better gear…I had these made and I decided to give this to you early Konohamaru." Naruto said, placing three cases and a scroll on the ground. Konohamaru opened the scroll to find a small case hidden inside a cavity as well as a storage seal that when activated made Enma's contract appear. "you can thank Shikamaru for the idea for those." Naruto said as Konohamaru opened the case to reveal a pair of bladed knuckles like what Asuma used. Konohamaru summoned Enma after he tried out the knuckles. "hello Konohamaru-kun…you've grown." The large monkey k

"it's been a month…right about now Naruto is going to come bursting in saying his team deserves a C-rank mission because, just like when he was a Genin, he is bored out of his mind from all the D-ranks he completed." Iruka said to Tsunade, who was sitting at the mission area. Just then Naruto burst through with determination and his team was in tow. "Escort an old friend back to Wave to make some repairs on the bridge, apparently Gato had a partner and he wants the bridge gone…there's a big hole in the middle of it." Iruka said, handing Naruto a dossier. "hey Kid…long time no see." A more aged Tazuna said. "Geez I thought you'd

Over the years exposed to Orphan and Konoha, the Akatsuki organization began to not be so evil. "Alright class! It's time for your Genin exams! Step through this door when your name is called!" Iruka said to the class. "Hey if we all pass maybe we can be on the same team." Orphan said. "Ya totally!" Hanabi said. "that would be awesome!" Konohamaru said. Over the years they began to form their personalities. Konohamaru was, of course, almost a clone of Naruto while Hanabi was like Sakura, but had less of a temper. Orphan was like Hinata, but without the stutter and infatuation of Naruto/Konohamaru. "Alright Orphan, let's see what you got…

"Pain... do you feel it?" "Yes... I don't know what it is though...Zetsu." "On it." '''Can we kill it?''' "Depends on what 'it' is... find out what and bring it back here." Pain said to Zetsu as he sunk into the ground. "What was that all about?" Kisame asked. The entire Akatsuki organization were gathered in a field near their hide out. "There is something approaching." Pain answered the fish-man. Zetsu rose from the ground at that point. "It's a little girl... it looks like she's pretty beat up." Zetsu said. '''Normally I'd say let's just kill her and move on but... she seems odd.''' the Black half said. At that moment a tired looking girl